Work Hard, Play Hard

Work Hard, Play Hard

Ya work hard, ya play hard, it’s simple as that. You know, I don’t understand why so many people can’t seem to grasp that simple concept. When I was 15, my dad gave me a couple million dollars He said, “Hey! Go start your own business!” I was like, “Work hard, play hard, huh Dad?!”…

Terry Crews’ First Priority When Traveling Is to Find a Gym

Terry Crews’ First Priority When Traveling Is to Find a Gym

-it is so great to see you, as always. You look like a million dollars as always. -Oh, thank you. -What a fantastic jacket. -Oh, Thank you. -I feel jealous that you can pull something like that off. If I wore that jacket home my wife would just turn me right around. -My wife has…

Bad Hombres, Nasty Women (ft. “Weird Al” Yankovic)

Bad Hombres, Nasty Women (ft. “Weird Al” Yankovic)

good evening well, first of all, it’s great to be with you and thank you, everybody this is it–your last chance to make an impression so…let’s make it count okay we know we’ve got lots of work to do let’s do this in B-flat minor AHHHHHHsuch a nasty woman he choked (preekotos) wrong (cheetos) he…

The Black Hole Bomb and Black Hole Civilizations

The Black Hole Bomb and Black Hole Civilizations

Black holes are the largest collections of pure violent energy in the universe. If you come too close, they’ll devour you and add your energy to their collection. And so, the energy is lost to us forever. Or is it? It turns out there’s a universe cheat code. A way of powering civilizations until the…

Why Meat is the Best Worst Thing in the World ?

Why Meat is the Best Worst Thing in the World ?

Humans love meat. Steak, fried chicken, bacon, pork belly, and sausages are just the best things! Eating meat has become so trivial that many people don’t consider something a proper meal if there’s no animal involved. Which is pretty amazing, since only a few decades ago meat was a luxury product. Today, you can get…

Gym Class – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Gym Class – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Okay, listen up, kids. Today, we’re going to be doing an obstacle course. Now we’re all gonna take turns, alright? What’s so funny, Brian?! (Laughs) I think Su~~zy should go first. (Everyone laughs) Brian! That is not called for! No, it’s fine. …(sigh) I’ll go first. Uh, Suzy, you don’t have to- I got this….

bitch lasagna

bitch lasagna

I DON’T LIKE YOU, T-SERIES NOTHING PERSONAL KID BUT I MUST GO ALL OUT JUST THIS ONCE BOBS OR VEGANA, WHICHEVER WILL IT BE? SIT THE FUCK DOWN T-SERIES I’M HERE TO SPILL THE REAL TEA YOU TRYNA DETHRONE ME FOR SPOT ON NUMBER ONE? BUT YOU INDIA YOU LOSE SO BEST THINK YOU HAVEN’T…

3 Arguments Why Marijuana Should Stay Illegal Reviewed

3 Arguments Why Marijuana Should Stay Illegal Reviewed

All around the world, marijuana is being decriminalized, or even made legal. But is this really a good idea? In the online debate, the harmful sides are often downplayed. So let’s look at the three most powerful arguments against legalizing marijuana. [Intro – Kurzgesagt] Argument number 1: In the last few decades, Marijuana has been…