How to Handle a Fart in Yoga Class

How to Handle a Fart in Yoga Class. It happens
to almost every yoga practitioner at some point: You’re contorting yourself into a pose
when you let one rip. Here’s what to do next — and how to help prevent future flatulence.
You will need Preemptive farts Poker face Cough, sneeze, or exhale Scapegoat Wind-relieving
pose and class with dogs (optional). Step 1. Before yoga class, do a few pre-emptive
farts by practicing poses that tend to stimulate them — like extended knee to nose and locust.
Step 2. Didn’t get all the gas out? If one escapes during class, simply ignore it. Passing
gas is extremely common with yoga. In fact, odds are at least one other person will toot
before the class is over — and you can be assured most everyone else is trying to suppress
one. Step 3. If you react fast enough, try covering it up with a hacking cough, a vigorous
sneeze, or a loud exhale. Step 4. Throw the person nearest you under the bus by pretending
the fart came from them. This can easily be achieved by turning to them and saying loudly,
“_Don’t worry about it! It happens to everyone_.” Attend a yoga class that allows dogs so you
can blame your fart on the nearest animal. Step 5. If flatulence is a problem outside
yoga class as well, practice the wind-relieving pose in private — designed to do exactly
what it says. Then, give some thought as to whether or not fitness classes in enclosed
spaces are right for you. Did you know The average person farts about 14 times a day.

100 thoughts on “How to Handle a Fart in Yoga Class

  1. geesh,the way i fart there is no way i could set foot inside a yoga class .Only way that could happen is if i had a dog ,a bird a cat and a pig ..whos the brunette she's cuteΒ 

  2. Probably because they had close-ups and got to use facial expressions, while the rest really didn't, you find that the brunette in front of "Farting Girl" And the brunette in the back to Farting Girls left arm stand out more than the others. There's a name for that in film making and I can't remember what it's called. When I was in theater and they would video scenes this would happen. People would pay more attention to the background players than they would the principle star.

  3. What annoys me about Farting Girl is that her timing is so off. She farts for a bit and then reacts. She's no Brando. haha. Just kidding. But really, her timing is off. I'm the Fellini of fart videos.

  4. My yoga class that me and my friend go to allow dogs and my friend doesn't have a dog so I bring my little Chihuahua to class and when she farts tell her she can't blame it on sadelyn but she can on zoey the dog behind us lol

  5. I farted once during a yoga class ans the person right by my side threw up, so embaracing that I get nervous and I farted again, this time super loud….

  6. Me and my mum went to a yoga class and she farted really loud and we were laughing then like 2 minutes later I farted really really loud

  7. one time I saw my mom in the living room doing yoga she farted and it stinks really bad I could even smell of it in basement

  8. I'm looking forward to being an adult because it will be easier to fart whenever I want and everyone would have to be quiet about it to be polite πŸ˜‚

  9. I have a fetish for women farting so if I attend a yoga class, how do I handle it without making them feel uncomfortable?

  10. Yes, i did just an hour ago🀣 yoga lesson in Amsterdam and farted right in the middle of bringin the legs up. Breath in deeply 😎🀣

  11. First…Yoga is extremely linked with new-age spirituality. Even Ex Satanists warn people not to practice yoga. Secondly…if you need to fart…just fart. Evil needs to be expelled πŸ™‚

  12. Just make sure you don't poop in your yoga pants..brilliant and important life saving info!πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ’©

  13. "a class that allows dogs" Exactlly what I would expect in yoga,women feeling the need to bring there dogs,Why?

  14. This reminds me of the time in 7th grade a student in my class who sat not too far from me farted during a very silent lockdown drill! That was some of the funniest things that ever happened! Some of us, including me let out chuckles and our teacher heard us! We tried hard holding back the laughter, but all we did was just lose it! Then when the drill was over, she lectured us about keeping quiet!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  15. It’s petty much a given,when you’re in a room full of people at some point you or someone else around you is gonna fart.There’s no getting around it.That same person giving you the dirty looks for doing it will end doing the same thing,so just grin and bare it.🀒😊

  16. Mines embarrassing I was in a gym it was really quiet and I farted loud like LOUD and it echoed and everybody looked at me and laugh when I did a handstand in my and I fell

  17. My wife forced me to go to a yoga session with her and I let out the loudest, nastiest smelling fart imaginable. Now I can finally watch football with my friends..

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