so I just lifted the entire island out
at the ocean and I was about to throw it into outer— Stop talking!! Ugh! It’s my turn now! Well it is about time! wait, is that your new stage voice? yeah. What about it? Well I mean, are you like gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you.. UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH! How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended How ’bout a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.. Hughhh! TADA!! It’s gone! That wasn’t a magic trick, I saw
the pencil just went up into his eye this is lame… Let her go. Very poor choice of words… Ahhhh!!! Rachel! Ahhhh!! I gotcha! (boom) Oh!! You alright? I’m ok. I don’t know how though. We completely smashed this car. So you gonna go back up there and catch the Joker? mmmm, nah! I’m sure everything’s fine.. Come on, come on… Watch me… Come on, hit me! Come on… Watch it, watch it. Come on, hit me, hit me!! Hit me!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Hit me!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! Hit me!!! AHHHH!!! Whammo! Whoa! Hold on a second. You hit him? Yup. You hit the Joker? Uh huh. You ran over a human being? Sure did. But.. Wh.. What about your rule slurppp Didn’t kill him.. Ahhh… Sobbing… You wanna know how I got these scars? Mhmmmm from Batman. From Batman… Hey, he said he wanted me to do it… You sir, are bold. I’ll bet Gotham loves you now. Well, it turns out the Joker already had this
unbeatable plan a lot of people died and (clears throat) now the city hates me. What? They hate you? How is this a good story? It’s because I’m the hero Gotham deserves
but not the one it needs.. It’s complicated but it’s pretty awesome when you think about it. Yeah I don’t know what any of that means. But dude, you know what I would’ve done Oh I don’t know, Probably just fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions, exactly!! Yea, well can’t do all those things. Because I’m not a super bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity but you know I can do? What’s that? Make an incredibly awesome movie!! You know why? because you’re Bat– BECAUSE I’M BATMAN! So are just gonna pretend like those guys
never happened? Is that what we’re doing? Yup. How are you even speaking so clearly? It makes no sense, I should be like I only have a half a face…..