國軍轟炸機肆意轟炸八路軍陣地,沒想到八路軍戰力絲毫不落下風,在陣地上扛起機槍一起打飛機!


Report sir, the message from the head office It’s Haowenhong Those enemies are so stubborn Got it Got it The head office sent us more airplanes to clear all obstacles for us Sir, such good news Zip your hole Even they sent more aeroplanes if we can’t take this place over that means we’re gonna be dead guys It’s more complex than things in Funiu Mountain Just make do Bro you got it from those dead guys Well, a naughty boy master I won’t have it, come on, help yourself Look, you cared so much about your master Little Tiangua I’m gonna be in ecstasy if there’s much chicken soup Men in the kitchen team are armed to be on the battlefield now No much time for killing time It’s ok to have chow mein with some water Aeroplanes Keep hidden Master are you sure you used to get those aeroplanes down Bullshit Tell me how to do Just sweep them off from the front by using machine-guns Tiangua, machine-guns Tiangua Take it My turn Come on Come on Come on I got it I got it Master, I made it Come on, stay down Bro Sir Look, I made it Erbadao, have you seen that I made it I did it Bro, you’re amazed Bro, you’re something Come on, take it I did it Sir, enemies’ aeroplanes broke up into peaces master master Master Time to be out of my hands master Tiangua I I wanna have a smoke, give me my tobacco pipe All right, my turn to take it to you Laoliutou master master master Sir, come on, wake up Are you Liuyishou Why don’t you hold back a trick or two for yourself, Laoliu Wake up Laoliu Chenzhiyong You guys take care Until we finish the war, time to rest you guys in peace We failed to get enemies down after hard battles I estimated that those guys will launch a general offensive at midnight Few hours left Time to have a drink What’s your point Don’t show off, come on, write it down Douerhu Tell our people to lay many mines down somewhere 50 meters away our position No leaks would be allowed to have Let enemies completely in until enemies attack on us Our people will forward to kill them all once they step mines down Got it Those guys were alive and kicking yesterday Well, they’ve gone now For one’s whole life No one can escape from the death Sir you’ve experienced lives and deaths many times Well, does the death hurt No something like having an injection Just a tremble Does a dead guy have their soul Yep Of course Where are they going The kingdom of heaven I do believe Look countless stars in the sky One star represents a soul What about the meteor It’s gonna be a soul to be on the verge of extinction that means it’s greeting us Buddies we’ll meet again some day Bullshit The death is always the death, nothing more Come on, bring some human kindnesses here The materialism said that But, if it’s in line with the materialist dialectics even if we’re dead guys we still have closer relations with the natural world Are you sure about that Think about it Our casket for funerary ashes mixed up with soil coming out by someone else after some decades to mix soil together, coming into a kiln to be a small handleless wine cup For our generations sample fine wine in it while touching the cup that means they can sense us That’s so horrible Why don’t you wanna talk about the chamber pot Look at me, no matter what happened it’s sure of being a coloured glaze one and to be a cultural artefact after hundreds of years Once you enter the antique store to look at me to your right you’ll see him, it’s a Yuanqinghua Tangsancai, that’s our head Zip your hole To look forward Such a chamber pot after a careful looking, it’s Luo Goddammit It’s a meteor Some Westerners said that It’s a good omen to see those meteors it’s ok to make a vow Come on I’ve done before What’s that I’m so hoping that I can witness the resounding victory alive Luo What the time is it Few minutes past the midnight Only 24 hours left

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